It being sort of a slow Wednesday, our minds drifted to where they usually wander: to adult film, namely to a long and completely tangential list of today's college football names that could easily double as adult film star monikers. This list follows, unless you really want us to write something about how Kentucky has zero turnovers on the year. (They do.) (No, seriously.)
Some required some...modification. Others were left whole. You should probably be able to tell which ones.
Dont'a Thighplower, Alabama
John Brawntley, Florida
Ross Homan, Ohio State
Devier Hoesey, Ohio State
Denards Roboneson, Michigan
Colin Kaeperdick, Nevada
Jake Cocker, Washington
Deonte Thumpsome, Florida
Jerrod Johnson, TAMU
Cameron Saddler, Pitt
Ryan Mallett, Arkansas
BJ Daniels, USF
Robert Stiffin' III, Baylor
Phil Slutzenjerkin', Auburn
Nate Moantana,Notre Dame
Christian Poundher, FSU
Steamin' Garcia, South Carolina
Rex Burkhead, Nebraska
Terrelle Pry-her, tOSU
Patrick Peterson, LSU
Cameron Splayward, tOSU
Blake Giddyup, Mizzou
Jared Prick, Nebraska
Jascoring Herass, Miami
LaRam Byrd, Miami
Casey Robottom, Tulane
Van Chew, Syracuse
Ahmad Black Dick, Florida
Akeem Bent, Georgia
Seandrill Henderson, Miami
Ryan Assib, Syracuse
Devin Shaguilar, Washington
Travis Ballz, Maryland
Adrian Cannon, Maryland
Kalvin Seamonson, Maryland
Landry Bones, Oklahoma
Andrew Fuck, Stanford
Dave Shimskie, Boston College
Calvin Bumphis, Mississippi State
Contributors: Holly, Janie, and of course you in the comments thread.
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