Opening night thread, commenced. A few necessary things must be mentioned. You need a Rootability Index, since it contains Dave Wannstedt Camaro jokes and the info you need to decide who to root for tonight. You need the Starter Wife showing you to make Bacon Bourbon Popcorn because THAT'S JUST HOW PEOPLE FROM PITTSBURGH FRICKIN' ROLL. You need to know we plan on liveblogging at least one game this weekend, but this is a holiday, and we too will be celebrating and commenting below with the rest of you before we decide which ones.
You need to raise a glass, motherfuckers, and enjoy the carnival since we hereby declare it open for business.