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NIGHT SHIFT: DENARD ROBINSON IS JUDGE DREAD

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The evening shift is already off to a rollicking start as Penn State suffers the biggest single negative play in total yardage we've ever seen by fumbling, chasing the return, and then forcing a fumble for a net loss of exactly five kilometers of game yardage. Joe Pa isn't surprised, but then again he ran barefoot from  the Yalu River to the DMZ with a Chinese guy stuck to his back and stabbing him the whole way once. He's not easy to impress. 

Denard Robinson is your demon familiar for the evening, since not many people account for 502 of their team's 533 yards on offense.