The corrected Fulmer Cupdate arrives, slung here by the mighty penis trebuchet of Boardmeister Brian:
CORRECTIONS: Per arrest record, Nigel Carr's criminal mischief and credit card theft are misdemeanors, and thus only worth a point each. Thus the twin three point arrests become one pointers, and merit a reduction. The three felonies (nine points) and three misdemeanors (three points) combine with the bonus point for sheer aggression and style to equal a thirteen point total for Carr. He will still receive Ellis T. Jones Award consideration, but Florida State will settle for a mere 2b. slot in the overall rankings.
(Thanks to our dear friends at Tomahawk Nation for pointing out the error.)