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THE SEC ON UNIVISION. A MAN CAN DREAM.

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A little known fact: in 2008, one negotiating partner involved in talks with the SEC for its television rights was Spanish language network Univision. Their bid fell by the wayside as ESPN outbid all but the most monied competition, but one can dream of what could have been using Spanish One textbook examples. Featuring the one and only LSUFreek. 

Announcer: Bienvenido a GAMEDAY con RECE DAVIS y sus buen amigos LEE Y KIRK!

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Announcer: Su sponsor es BOOD LIGHT. BOOD LIGHT: Porque nosotros EN VIVO de Ciudad de Mexico, el NCAA puede besa me culo con el "alcohol prohibition in advertising." 

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Marco Mai: Hola, amigos. Hola, Lee.  Como esta, amigo?

Lee Corso: Muy bueno, amigo. Como esta? 

Marco Mai: El mismo, mi amigo. Yo tambien estoy bueno porque es LA SABADO GIGANTE DE FUTBOL AMERICANO, mi bonita! 

Lee: Si! Es Sabado?  

Marco Mai: Si, es Sabado. 

Lee: Que es las dias de semana, Marco? 

Marco: Canta conmigo! 

The puppet appears

Puppet: Si! CANTA CANTA CANTA!!! 

They sing: 

Lee, El Puppet y Marco: Lunes, Mardes, Miercoles y Jueves, Viernes Sabado...Y DOMIIIIIIIINGOOOOOO....

Puppet: Me gusta! Pero tengo hambre! No puedo ver la television sin comida! 

They laugh. 

Marco: Senor Rece! O, Senor Rece? Tienes hambre, amigo? 

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Senor Rece: No! Tengo un taco, un burrito, y una enchilada! Gracias, Senorita Hannah! 

Hannah: De nada, Senor Rece! Tu eres muy guapo este manana! 

Senor Rece: Gracias, Hannah? Como se dice "Fuck-me boots" en espanol? 

Hannah: Por favor, que? 

Senor Rece: NADA. Ah, en la partido tenemos accion! Senor Cody dice "NO PUEDES, LOS VOLUNTEERS!" 

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Senor Rece: Bee-man? O, Bee-man? Necessitas ayuda, Volunteer fan Bee-man? 

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Bee-Man: AY QUE LASTIMA!!!!!!!!

Kirk: Que es la problema, amigo? 

Bee-Man: Mi dinero! AYYYY MI DINERO! 

Chris Fowler: [speaks long paragraph in Spanish no one can understand since he's not speaking fourth grade Spanish, and is in fact fluent after 18 hours of intense Rosetta Stone cramming to please his new bosses on top of his usual 72 hours of research that goes into each show.]

Kirk: {shakes head} No comprendo, Nerd-o Grande. 

Desmond: Um...voulez-vous coucher avec moi? 

THEY LAUGH

Kirk: Donde estan las Senadoras? 

Senadoras: Aqui, Kirk! 

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Fowler: Que seis-pack, Senora Lou! 

Lou: Grathias! 

Fowler: El esta un castellano natural!

Puppet: VIVA FUTBOL! 

TODOS: VIVA FUTBOL! 

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FiVE MINUTES OF UNINTERRUPTED DANCING TO SALSA TAKES THEM TO COMMERCIAL.