We will write an entire story about T-Bob Hebert getting a DWI without mentioning T-Bob's perpetually sozzled father, Bobby Hebert, and with good reason. Comparing T-Bob's accomplishments to his father's at any point is unfair to the young man, since Bobby Hebert has journeyed across space and time using a 90 proof time machine available at any corner store like few other men of his era, and has set a standard for work in his field his son (or any other man) would have difficulty matching. If you need him, he, Rip Torn, and Kiefer Sutherland will be roaring towards Alpha Centauri on a bottle of Fred Sanford's ever-trustworthy Ripple sometime around 2 p.m. this afternoon.
Yeah, ladies. It's Ripple, and it's our new space program.
Comparing him to his legendary father's unmatchable exploits aside, T-Bob did pick up a DWI this weekend around 2:30 or 3:00 in the morning on Saturday, giving LSU three points in the Fulmer Cup and ensuring that T-Bob will hear a lecture from his father about the virtues of passing out in a nice, comfortable spot of landscaping or quiet slab of pavement next time instead of driving. (Or just taking the Ripple Space Program Route and letting the power of fortified wine fly you home.)