A chorus warms up behind the curtain. Chris Petersen and Houston Nutt take the stage to announce the Boise State/Ole Miss matchup for the 2011 season.
A tambourine shakes. An organ plays.
Nutt: GIGGITAH to the con-gre-GAY-SHUN!
Bass and organ: Athumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa THUMPA THUMPA thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpa thumpha thumpa...
Well people gonna ask
Ain't things hard enough
Coachin' and recruitin' and a keepin' it up
People gonna call Houston Nutt and say
Why you invitin' Boise State to play?
GONNA CALL THE WAC
GONNA PAT SOME BACKS
GET THE BRONCOS COMIN AND THAT'S A FACT
WELL LAWDY, there's lot to do in this old world
Coachin' and recruitin' and a textin' my girl
By my girl you know that I mean my wife
YES MOST DEFINITELY I REFER TO MY WIFE
DON'T TRY TO GUESS HIS CELL PHONE RATE
PRIVATE PHONES ONLY SINCE 2008!
Back from another JUCO trek
Comin' at Boise with a big ole check
Offer forty schollies and I'll offer some more
Then we'll beat the WAC and we'll beat some more!
IT'S A SAFE BET AT HOME
IN A NON-BOWL GAME
WIN YOU GET THE CREDIT
LOSE, IT'S NO SHAME!!!
Don't favor us or we'll spit the bit
Underdog forever is role we don't quit
Don't need no qb, no fancy breeds
Don't believe just ask Jevan Snead!
A QB IS FURNITURE THAT WEARS A HAT
CHECKDOWNS AND HANDOFFS, BABY THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT
The band begins to speed up.
THERE'S NO NEED!
HE GONNA TAKE A BOISE STATE AT HOME
HE'S GONNA WORK 'EM LIKE A SLIDE TROMBONE
65 RECRUITS YEAH HE'S GONNA NEED
PLANT EM IN A JUCO AND HOPE THEY CAN READ
Together: OOOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
PR Guy: Thank...you...Coach Nutt, for those remarks. Have you any comments, Coach Petersen?
Chris Petersen: We're really excited about this.