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A BIG DAMN CONFERENCE DEMANDS A BIG DAMN ROBOT

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From days of the near future, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of WACtron, Defender of the Universe, an occasionally mighty 16-team conference, loved by good, feared by evil. As WACtron's legend grew, peace settled across the western-ish United States.

A Flyover Alliance was formed in the Midwest. Together with the good conferences of the nation, they maintained peace throughout the NCAA, until a new horrible menace threatened the coffers of The Increasingly Inaccurately Named Big ten. WACtron was needed once more.

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This is the story of the super force of space consultants, specially trained and sent by the Alliance to bring to pass:  Televenteentron, Defender of the Universe and slicer of television revenues into tiny bits! Because this totally worked out really fucking well the last time somebody tried it.