Quality reader submissions for Mustache Wednesday have been pouring in! There's been at least three! The number of you willing to even experiment with wearing the chevron indicating at least a bare minimum of masculine rank is disappointing.
Fortunately, Jake is here to lead the way.
Yeah. Ladies, pull your pants back up, because he's clearly caught in a quick moment in between selling large machines for millions and bicep curling models. He'll make time for all of you later. Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!!!