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A MAN, A PLAN, A FARMING ACTIVITY IN REVERSE

QUICK QUIZ: Which one is real?  

A. A linebacker named "Whiff"

B. A corner with the last name "Burned"

C. A kicker with the name "Shank"

D. A qb with the last name "Pick." 

Answer after the jump....

Answer: D. 

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Kale Pick, actual live qb for Kansas. Not only does he have the name for interception in his last name, but he's a farming activity in reverse. He also won KU's Otto Schnellbacher Offensive Scout Player of the Year honor, so who's laughing now, asshole? HEARTS. SWOON. (HT: Dave.) 

If you're quite fond of giggling over names, we recommend our podcast appearance with Drew where we break down the NOTY bracket. Roy Spancake is way, way funnier than he has any right to be, but Rich Tanguy is our new hotel sign-in name.