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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 4/29/2010

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BOOM. The entire nine minute plus Tim Tebow bio video is worthy time-killin', but if you're way ADD and need the heart of this particular artichoke, click here for "Club Foot" meets "illegal and spectacular Major Wright murderation." 

THIS ESTEEMED JOURNALIST MAY NOT UNDERSTAND THE BCS, THE NCAA, AND HOW VELCRO WORKS. Blutarsky sics himself on Feinstein's complete and total lack of understanding of the structure of college football, and possibly the universe itself. If his understanding of cosmology is similar to his grasp of the NCAA/BCS relationship, you can have fun by putting on a fake beard, walking over to him, striking your best Zeus pose, and screaming "RELEASE THE KRAKEN." His tears of terror and quick flight will prove our theory correct. 

FIGHT: THEY HAS IT. The Big East ain't going down quiet, even if they are irrevocably doomed. 

FEEL FREE TO PARK IN OUR DRIVEWAY IN THE MEANTIME. As long as you leave the windows down, Tree-bo the crackhead/automotive archaeologist should leave the Reck alone, especially if you take the GPS system and stereo inside before you go. 

SHUT UP AND PLAY, SON. Steve Spurrier is at the helm of the B-52 and he is unafraid to drop TRUTH BOMBS. 

"I don’t know that we’ll do a larger (conference), I’ve heard maybe Arkansas back to the Big 12 or something like that could happen. That’s nothing we have control over. I said all along Notre Dame should be in the Big Ten and should play the same schedule everybody plays. I don’t think Notre Dame wants to do that. They like being independent, but I think they should be in that Big Ten and go play."

Why? CAUSE THE OLD BALL COACH SAYS SO. Notre Dame response: CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL CHEERIOS BOWL.