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SITE NEWS: 86 VIKING, SUB MULLET

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The Digital Viking will wait until next week due to road tripping and the unusual amount of time and effort we put into the NFL Draft last night. (Kentrell Lockett made all the extra effort worth it, you ratchet ass people.) We must hit the road to go to the Florabama Interstate Mullet Toss, where never fear, the fish are already dead when you throw them. (Presumably after being brutally beaten to death in the traditional manner.) The record of 189' 8" will unlikely fall this weekend, so Lew Zealand's mark remains safe. 

Enjoy the weekend. If you're feeling drafty, SBNation.com has all sorts of delicacies for you.  Otherwise, crack out the good tumblers, because it's cocktail time.