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RUEBEN RANDLE INVITES YOU TO HIS B-DAY PARTY

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Ladies: free Sexy Tea all nite, but come SWAGGED OUT or don't come at all to LSU WR Rueben Randle's birthday party, which is 21 and up even though he was born on May 7, 1991. Louisiana math is to blame here, as is Louisiana spelling, which mistakenly assumed Rueben Randle's parents would spell his name in the conventional manner like the sandwich, and not like "I despise and regret a man named Benjamin." 

Ramgod will be in the VIP, and will be a godly degree of crunked up on Nuvvo punch.