Name discrimination isn't a real problem in America mostly because we all practice it, making it the most widely acceptable variety of prejudice around.
- If your middle name is Wayne or Earl, you have or will kill someone and will kill again. In addition to this, you have been guilty of check kiting since birth.
- If your name is Seymour or Herman, you will either be a tiny, nebbishy white dude or a 300 pound black man.
- If you are named "Darwin" your parents either hated you or you are homosexual.
- If your name is Glenn you are kind of an asshole no matter what you do, honey. This is not a reference to Glenn Beck, who while an asshole has nothing to do with the universal doucheoisie status granted to dudes named "Glenn." It was the name's fault. Exempted from this rule is Glenn Dorsey, who could kick our ass sideways with just the twitch of his eyelid. You're so obviously not who we're talking about here!
So when Rich Rodriguez did business with a guy named "Clegg Lamar Greene," notice the man has multiple redneck names strung into a moniker ending with a synonym for cash. Understand that by title he must be sketchy, and his riches ill-gotten, and that if you make yourself a guarantor on a million dollar loan with him, you will end up where Rich Rodriguez is today: on the wrong end of a lawsuit re: said loan.