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Duchess is still ahead of Natalie Gulbis thanks to your efforts. Keep it up, and we will see the ultimate showdown of Coach Moral Victory versus Helen Mirren in the final, and thus confirm that you should never hold a large open poll  on the internet to determine anything. When elections are done this way, Goatse Man, Trololo Guy, and Courage Wolf will be your elected representatives. Chances are you will notice no difference in provisions of local service or their quality. 

If you have not voted for Duchess yet, please do by clicking over and doing your part. Only together can we give Lane Kiffin his first championship as a head coach. (Like any he may earn at USC, you will be able to put an asterisk by it when it happens.)