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TOBY GERHART TICKLES LAZY COLUMNISTS' SWEET SPOT

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Toby Gerhart, crackerjack Stanford running back last seen being almost as egregiously robbed of that one trophy as Ndamukong Suh, has hit upon the absolute canniest solution to raise his personal brand profile in advance of the draft:  He's Colt McCoy's new roommate.

"It's almost like he's a long-lost brother, that's how well we've gotten along," Gerhart said. "He keeps me on my diet and I make sure he keeps eating so he gains weight."

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If the tenure of Jordan Shipley in McCoy's life is any indication of what to expect, look for this connection to be run into the ground from now 'til half-past ad nauseam by complacent broadcasters everywhere.

[Also mentioned in the above-linked article: Craig James is receiving something called the Doak Walker Legends Award for his time at SMU, so, have fun with that.]