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- The Oklahoma score changed to two, because yes, peeing on a bar deserves a bonus point.
- Duke is still in the lead, though largely because of the bizarre way the police administered the charges.
- They will, like a true Duke football team, be unable to maintain this surprising but ultimately ephemeral opening lead.
- Early innings yet, and you know that because there's only one SEC school even on the board as of yet. Spring break is usually when things kick in, and then the summer happens and everyone goes home, and then people start burning cars and letting domestic disputes turn into small bush wars. Patience.