Hey, is that rayon? Gollee, that feels nice. I should get a few of those. You wear that on your special night out with the lady? I bet you do! Wear that and a nice pair of dark jeans and it's a special night at the Golden Corral, sir, yes it is. Lot a' business this morning, so let's get to it son. But drop me the name of the store where you bought that and---The Sports Authority, you say? That's a pretty bold name for a place, pardner. Lot a sports in this world. Might have to have a word with the store's management. Don't like uppityness in my big box retailers.