Hello? Yes? You're recording a podcast with dogs, babies, and Holly's mother in the room over a spotty internet connection, you say? That's gonna be difficult, but I have faith in you. You should spend most of the time talking about how short Scott Caan is and how the Hawaii Bowl's got no events besides "you're in Hawaii." Rock that for 12 minutes, and you'll be fine. I'm actually just talking on an unplugged phone. Yes, I am high on PCP. Have been for years. I can't believe you'd say that about Cheryl! She loves me, and not just for the chum I throw her off the dock. I won't let you prejudicial views about sharks and their capacity to love affect our relationship, Orson.
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