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TERRITORIAL CUP: LET'S WAIT FOR VONTAZE BURFICT TO KILL SOMEONE

This is your open thread, but what we're really waiting for is brilliant but deranged ASU linebacker Vontaze Burfict to commit numerous insane personal foul penalties.

WHO NEEDS LEBRON WHEN THE TERRITORIAL CUP IS ON THE LINE? Answer: not you, and certainly not Vontaze Burfict. Did you say his name? HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU SAID HIS NAME.*

*run. now.