SOO-EEEY BABY

Ryan Mallett ends up in women's swimwear here. Answer as to why: these things happen in New Orleans, and because he's got the figure to pull it off.

All right stop

Let's pump fake and listen

Mallett's back with a brand new invention

HOGGETTES--they grab a hold of me tightly

Family arm stroked daily and nightly

WILL IT EVER STOP?

No, and hell no

BP and R-Mall bring the whole show

If there was a defense yo I'll bomb it

My money cartoonish like Wallace and Grommit

SOO-EEEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

SOO-EEEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

 

PANTS! They goin down like wackass emcees

I'm losin' my jeans like endangered species

DEADLY! When I'm yellin' out Bingo

Anything less than Knile Davis is a Wingo

Pass it or run it, Petrino don't play

Talking to his agent while we scorin' on the fade

If there was a raise, you know he's in it

Respect the game, cause Jimmy Sexton gonna win it.

 

SOO-EEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

SOO-EEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

 

Now that the Hawgs are KILLIN'

To the Sugar Bowl we roll and then Hand Grenades we spillin'

Quick to the post, you know we no fakin'

The Buckeyes be the nuts but we only eat bacon

Burnin' em, if you ain't quick and nimble

The Buckeyes' speed, it fits in a thimble

Or a PRYOR--he got some ears like a big shim

I'm on a roll, it's time to Troy Smith him

TROLLIN' on a message board

Don't got the SEC cause Cam Newton got whored

DBs on standby, waitin' just to get fried

Did y'all stop? NO WE JUST PASSED BY

Kept on play-action to the draft cause I would

Threw a ball through a man just to see if if could

That dude got dead,

 

SO WE CONTINUED TO PLAY OUR GAME-- ST. CHARLES AVENUE

Girls were hot, Mallett in bikini

Family arm lovers killin' playas like Todd, Sweeney

JEALOUS

Cause I'm out gettin mine

Wearin' a bikini cause the Family Arm is fine

Knile's in a dress, I'm in the t-back

Owning them bitches like my name was Sweet Sweetback

Chumps screaming out, "Why you wearin' a bikini"

I grabbed my drink, don't care if they see me

FALLIN'--cause we had a million drinks man

Realize I'm in a two-piece and a playa can't stand

SO DRUNK--Mallett's in lady's swimwear

Just won the Sugar, twenty mil in the draft so I don't care

Bumper to bumper, the Quarter is packed

Don't give a fuck about the getup cause the Mallett is stacked

POLICE ON THE SCENE--the muggin' is mean

Don't care cause a Mallett gettin' rings like I'm benzene

Takin' off my top in the quarter cause that thing itch

Kick off the hook cause I'm gonna be rich, bitch.

 

SOO-EEEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

SOOO-EEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

 

Take heed--disregard the last verse yo

Denying all charges of cross-dressin' cause my agent's gettin' stressed, tho

HOUSTON--his schemes are striclty duplo

Bobby come in and the Hawgs go lego

Conducted and formed, it's a hell of a concept

Left Michigan, and now I'm gonna step

to DRAFT TIME--can't get here too soon

Meet the commish and I throw him to the moon

He says "THANK YOU"--cause he respects the power

Get them ladies clingin' to the one and five

I'm a quarterback fiend tryin' to stay alive

 

If there was a red zone yo I'd own it

Pick up the pieces cause your defense I pwn it

 

SOO-EEEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

 

SOO-EEEY BABY

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

 

Yo, man let's get out of here.

Michigan fans? GERG TO YOUR MOTHER.

 

SOO-EEEY BABY

 

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

 

SOO-EEEY BABY

 

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

 

SOO-EEEY BABY

 

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

(dum dum dum dum duhduhduh dum)

FIN