OUR RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS GODDAMMIT.
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MARK RICHT'S RAGE IS SERIOUS. He's really, really, really pissed about Nick Fairley, and you will listen, Mike Slive. YOU'LL ALL LISTEN TO THE MAN WITH THE GUN WON'T YOU--The killer within Mark Richt has just been biding its time all along, it turns out, simmering and waiting for its moment.
BO PELINI'S RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS. Even you, Nebraska fan, must taste the lash of his whippin' tongue for your poor performance.
"I thought it was dead," Pelini said Monday after NU returned to practice. "I thought it was disappointing. I felt like I was at a scrimmage."
To be fair, Nebraska fans suffer occasional mass deliriums where they believe that Bill Callahan is merely on hiatus, and will return one day to reclaim his throne. This could have been an attack of one of those midgame, perhaps after Nebraska employed a pre-snap shift and threw a one-hop pass to a double-covered receiver.How the Big 12 North let talents like both him and #RonP get away is beyond understanding, but life is a baffling tale of non-sequiturs and errors sewn together with violence and boredom.
BARRY ALVAREZ LAUGHS AT YOUR RAGE. Barry Alvarez ain't apologizing for shit, and shouldn't It's not Wisconsin's fault you're horrible, Indiana, just like it's not Indiana's fault that you don't have that thing that Indiana has: sobriety. Then again, an unwanted asset is no asset at all, so we take that back. indiana has nothing Wisconsin wants, and is an inferior state in every way.
THE RAGE OF THE CALLERS OF WJOX HAS A BRAIN-DAMAGING EFFECT. Or it just causes more trolling than one can possibly imagine. None of this is bothering Cam Newton, btw, and it shouldn't, since the inability of people to separate variables means they assume saying this whole thing is despicable somehow makes Newton despicable. No, it doesn't: specifically it means those attempting to buy and sell him are despicable, along with
the bizarre Watcher character the NCAA plays in all of this.