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MORNING SHIFT: FIRST WEEKEND OF OCTOBER

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HEY HEY HEY GUYS HEY GUYS THIS IS THE NOON THREAD GOT ME A TRACTOR AND SOME KIDS WHO WANTS A RIDE KIDS THIS THING GETS UP TO SIXTY MILES PER HOUR NOW THAT I HAMMERED THE GOVERNOR OFF IT TOOK A WHILE BUT I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT HAHAHAHA IS IT SAFE OF COURSE IT'S SAFE DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD DO ANYTHING THAT WOULDN'T BE SAFE NO YOU DON'T NEED HELMETS I GOT THIS AND MAN I LOVE KIDS LISTEN TO THEM SCREAM BACK THERE THAT'S PURE JOY NOT TERROR WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLOW DOWN I HAVEN'T EVEN HIT THE NITROUS ONCE ON THIS THING FLASHING LIGHTS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT HERE KID HOLD THIS AND TELL THEM IF THEY FIND IT THAT A PASSING TRUCKER JUST THREW IT INTO YOUR LAP WHILE I RUN INTO THE WOODS YEAH KIDS GONNA BE A RIDE CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MIAMI GAME ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I BET THOSE GUYS LIKE TO PARTY SNIFF PARTY HELLO OFFICER HOW CAN I HELP YOU NO MY EYES ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS AND NO THOSE AREN'T MY KIDS AT LEAST NONE THAT I'LL CLAIM HAHAHHA AMIRITE---