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SECOND SHIFT: GET YOUR CAMMY CAM JUICE REFILLS NOW

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Refill your CAMMY CAM JUICE sippy cups: it's the second shift, where Arkansas/Auburn, Iowa at Michigan, and Texas at Nebraska will require maximum hydration and optimal game conditioning. That bottle really does read "Cammy Cam Juice." It's presumably kerosene, rage hormone, and liquid pheromones designed to make him irresistible to woman, man, and beast.