Time: 8:00 p.m. EST.
Rules: below.
Sip:
--Mention of Stoops' brothers obvious brotherhood
--"Mr. Suh"
--Suh gets tackle
--Three sips if any announcer makes reference of Cody Green being "more athletic" than Zach Lee.
--Combined announcing crew goes WHOA WOOO OHHHHH after a hit.
--Erin Andrews is groped by a coach unnecessarily< ---stop there is no necessary groping you sick, sick people
--If someone says "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
--Drink TWICE if someone mispronounces "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
--At mention of AFLAC
--Every time Erin Andrews says "guys"
Gulp/Shot:
--Awkward mention of Craig James' son
--One of Chris Fowler's sly puns appears
--Suh sack/INT/murder of lesser species
--Nebraska somehow gets a first down
--Each time the Hunter Lawrence field goal goes through the uprights on replay
--Suh sack
--Zach Lee does something good (subject to judges' interpretation)
--Zach Lee destroyed on option play
--If you hear the words "House of Spears."
--For every reference to the brothers Pelini and Stoops friendship, Cardinal Mooney High School, Youngstown Ohio, or how Mark Stoops was a groomsman in Bo Pelini’s wedding.
--For mention of the 1998 Holiday Bowl between Arizona and Nebraska.
FINISH YOUR DRINK:
--Hasselhoff!
Is there vodka in that? Please say there's vodka in that.
--Ndamukong Suh's fifth sack
--Craig James goes insane and actually talks about the Leach situation
--"a boy named ‘Suh’
--Fat guy TD
--Successful onside kick
See you at 8, BYOB.
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