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MERRY RON PRINCE-MAS TO YOU

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To begin EDSBS's Christmas break properly, we leave you with a reminder of what the holidays are, to us at least, all about: getting America's hottest young coach hired again after his misunderstood and brilliant run at Kansas State. We're off until at least Saturday, so enjoy your holiday, stay safe, and let the cat gnaw on the Christmas lights a bit. Voltage keeps 'em strong.

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I'm dreaming of a Ron Prince-mas
Special teams coach? He's so much more...

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He can build a winner
Make turkey dinners
His goatee's bullet proof, and smells like S'mores...

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I'm dreaming of a Ron Prince-mas
Notre Dame, you missed your shot
May your programs catch fire, and buuuuuuuuuurn
And may all your Prince-mases be hot.

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(Piano break)

Because your football programs are on fire.
Because you didn't hire Ron Prince.
UVA was 82nd in net punting on his watch!
He went 5-7 in the Big 12 North!
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED PEOPLE?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

(Sounds of weeping, glass breaking, pots and pans thrown down basement stairs.)

(End piano interlude.)

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I'm dreaming of a Ron...Prince-mas...
He's Jon Gosselin on HGH
May your days be merry, and bright
His attorney keeps the buyout clauses tight...

Merry Ron Prince-mas to you all, and to all a good night.

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