You shouldn't be reading this right now, because the beauty of Rick Neuheisel shirtless and plunging through the air should have blinded you. If somehow the laws of physics do not apply to you, you can watch the video of the UCLA Bruins football team jumping off the high dive, celebrating both their upcoming Eagle Bank Bowl bid (screw you, Army!) and the Trojans losing two starters for the Emerald Bowl due to the dreaded sprained cerebrum. YAY DEAD WEEK VIDEO FILLER. (via BN.)