Sittin' at home with Coach O and Monte
So I found a recruit and I sent him a hot-taaay
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this Lane, baby! Are you down with it?"
Sent her to the game, wearing colors from school
Not having no idea about the NCAA rules
I'm like a dog in heat, a one man Nagasaki
Gotta thing for recruits, cause me so stalk-y
AWWW ME SO STALK-Y
AW-AWWW ME SO STALK-Y
AWWW ME SO STALK-Y
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME