--Georgia did precisely what their fanbase demanded of them, firing _efensive coordinator Willie Martinez, _efensive co-coor_inator and linebacker coach John Jancek, and _efensive en_s coach Jon Fabris in a gutting of their defensive staff. Richt just fired the man who was the best man at his wedding...
T.E. Lawrence: I killed two people. One was... yesterday? He was just a boy and I led him into quicksand. The other was... well, before Aqaba. I had to execute him with my pistol, and there was something about it that I didn't like.
General Allenby: That's to be expected.
T.E. Lawrence: No, something else.
General Allenby: Well, then let it be a lesson.
T.E. Lawrence: No... something else.
General Allenby: What then?
T.E. Lawrence: I enjoyed it.
...meaning Evil Richt's back for 2010. DANCE PARTY IMMINENT.
--Notre Dame has hired Brian Kelly. Or Bob Stoops, according to a bullshit internet source that makes even the most bullshittiest of bullshit sources seem bullshit-free. (Bleacher Report, natch.) Or Butch Davis. Or, according to our sources, Notre Dame wants to know more about this INTRIGUING YOUNG COACH NAMED RON PRINCE THEY'VE BEEN HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT?*
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