A thousand Wannstachealanterns point you in the direction of the glorious Alphabetical, now up and lumbering around over on SBNation.com. You can go look at that when you pry your eyes off the pumpkin pics. Yup. Any second now.
Tackled topics include Ohio State's predictable bargain bin trudging towards a Big Ten title, USC's hilarious poll buoyancy, and the mythical land of Agartha, where 12 foot Pete Carrolls bask in a subterranean rays of light and get voted first in the Pac-10 no matter what the actual records of the teams in the Pac-10 are.