Nittany Lion Drawn By Tom of Finland: Here, Terrelle. Take a tissue. I know how hard it can be.
Terrelle Pryor: Thanks, I just...I just try so hard.
Nittany Lion Drawn by Tom of Finland: I know, I know. Hey, have you been working out?
TP: Oh, like you wouldn't believe. I'm so...sore. I just need someone to touch me and tell me it's all gonna be all right.
Nittany: Oh, let's just give those sore shoulders a rub and see what happens... [CUE MUSIC}
(The shirt's been recalled, of course. But the Tom of Finland Nittany Lion attempting to turn Terrelle Pryor lives on in your hearts and in your pants.)