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If Butch Davis is managing our team in an endgame scenario, we have a new addition to our living will. Please take the nearest well-maintained M40, load it with the asparagus spear-sized bullets they take, and then aim it carefully at our skull and fire using a well-calibrated scope. We'll stay still for it, since the swift de-braining experienced would be faster and more pleasant than watching what will happen otherwise. No charges filed. We swear.

Instant reax here. By MVP, we mean real, literal value. Without Christian Ponder, Florida State would be Jacksonville State with much nicer stuff.