These are the Yell Leaders from Texas A&M. This is how they prepare for football games.
You may have not seen this, because you were paying attention to division one football, but Texas A&M lost 62-14 to Kansas State on Saturday possibly signalling a new nadir for a program in the business of finding new, ever-more-horrid nadirs to fall upon for close to a decade now. Their tra-la-las were touched for 38 points before the half, and even Bill Snyder, the kind of commander who would waste a bunker buster on an advancing Steven Hawking with a switchblade strapped to his hand, decided to shut it down at 59-0 with ten minutes gone in the third. The Yell Commanders weren't the ones missing tackles and completely giving up on Mike Sherman, but if they were looking for some love, they ran into Rape Ape and his counterpart, Rapier Ape on Saturday.