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MIAMI HURRICANES TO DIE IN HAIL OF MUSTACHE FIRE

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Oh, you've done it now: Sam Bradford will not start against Miami, yielding the way for Landry Jones to step forward, unleash mustache hell on the Hurricanes, and then triumphantly ride his President Camacho motortrike to South Beach for a case of Busch Light and a six pack of ladies to finish the night off right.

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Wassup, 'scro. Don't be a pussy and pass me a beer.