New poll is up over to the right. Just missing the cut:
--Schnelly Suspenders, Which Will Keep Your Pants Up, Until They Don't.
--South Carolina Gamecock CockGames: Festive puzzles for your Garnet and Black Penis (which you should really have someone look at)
--Fresno State Champagne. Because Pat Hill Will Play Anyone, Including Your Girl.
--Texas Longhorns BCS Two-Step Tap Shoes. For the shuffling, jiving Mack Brown in all of us.
--University of Minnesota Smoked Fish Dip. This one is in there because smoked fish is just good, and Minnesota has a lot of them.
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