If you're not too busy flashing the 'U' sign to everyone within striking distance and being kicked out of high-profile recruiting events, you can watch the Big 12's Media Day on the live stream via the Big 12's website. Bo Pelini is currently up and laying a thick rubber of "boring" on the track, but Mike Gundy is up next, and you know that could go Kool Keith bonkers at any point.
Paging Dr. Octagon. We have a horse in the O.R.