"Dear, why is that gentleman waving a gun at us?"
"No idea. Perhaps he's trying to indicate his fervent support for gun rights, dear."
"Why is he screaming about the gays?"
"No clue, honey. Wait: have you considered that maybe he's a Gamecock fan, too, and has recognized us as fellow Cocklovers?"
"Maybe he is! Let's let him know we're fans, too!"
[rolls down window]
"Hey! We love the Cocks too!"
[/gunshots, screaming from other car.]
"Yup. He's definitely one of us, honey!"
"I'll get our gun out of the glove compartment so we can fire ours in the air, too, and celebrate Gamecock-style on the highway!"
"WOOOOO!!!!"
[/more gunshots]
(HT: Streyeder.)
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