It's probably not real, as spectacular as it would be. Marvel as the gymnastics of a blogger using a Dawgvent editor's refutation of an online hoax! Boggle at the layer upon layer of pseudofactuality!
We're inclined both to believe that it's fake and that the chances of the impostor being caught are exactly 1 in nofuckingwayleventymillion. (HT: Georgia Sports.)
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