We're all very excited for you, Steve Sarkisian. Finally get the head coaching job. The big chair. Your own whistle. The van with the moon roof and kickass shag carpet for the lady to roll around on in her birthday suit. It's all brilliant--almost as brilliant as Steamed Manila Clams with Chorizo with Flying Fish.
This might really help them if they're bent on recruiting 5 star recruits who frequent 4chan. (HT: The Doc.)