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MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: ALFIE THE HORSE

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This Wednesday's Mustache of choice: Alfie, the horse.

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Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!

The first cross-species pick for Mustache Wednesday refuses to allow his handlers to trip the 'stache, as it drives the mares crazy and brings them haters out. (They always do, Alfie.) We haven't seen a blonde liptopper that magnificent since the Havana Daydreamin' Buffett, an exact replica of which one can purchase at any Margaritaville for $49.95 with any large drink and fries.