Tshaba tsotsi MINGO!!! Tshaba Tsotsi MINGOOOOO!!! Even the children of Africa sing his name spontaneously without provocation or payment, so benevolent and awesome is our Steampunk Emperor. Let the voting continue, and though she be a fair opponent, the infidels of Macadangdangistan will know both our steel, and our forgiveness, too. The glove of MINGO is truly the velvet covering the iron steel of his people.
MINGOVIANS, UNITE!!!