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ERIN ANDREWS TO BE STALKED IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME

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On-Screen options: Press Y for team celebration/Go join the mascot to celebrate!/Press B to stalk sideline reporter.

Erin Andrews will join the cast of NCAA '10 for this year's edition of the game that effectively spelled the end of our personal growth and development as a human several years ago. (Let's be frank: it was scheduled for cancellation anyway.) She will do the sideline work in the game, and will be featured in a major mode in the game.

What that mode will be is unspecified, but if you're thinking something along the lines of "Boonga Boonga," you're a terrible, sick person who needs some sunlight. You also will not be able to grind up behind her like Rey Maualuga did, though if you could in the game, an extra real bonus would be Rey vomiting up a six pack on her shoulder in celebration. [/superparanoiddraftguys!]

And now for the requisite page-whoring of typing Erin Andrews' name twelve times in a row:

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