We think if you name a child "Sal Fasano," the infant just sort of comes with a mustache like this attached in a helpful carry-on bag for later use. (HT: quiz. Without being a total dick and cheating, we got an 86; for further context, info-bot and acknowledged genius Hinton got a 102, but we blame the differential on us filling those data slots with more important things, like essential lines of dialogue from Buttman's Wild Goose Chase. Joey Silvera never got enough credit for his fine performance in that work.
MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: SAL FASANO