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TORREY DAVIS: STILL ALIVE, STILL ON ROSTER

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Torrey Davis, the Florida defensive tackle knifing in on the fourth and goal stand there, is not dead, booted off the team, bolted at the ankle to a tutor, or any other such foolishness as you may have heard. According to Jeremy Fowler of the Orlando Sentinel, Florida is not giving up on Davis, even though he's in some kind of unspecified trouble of the sprained cerebrum variety. We will now give you the fair and balanced evaluation of such a case as viewed through the complete spectrum of sports blogging.

Pro-Florida: Urban Meyer's not just about scoring on the field. He wants to make sure his players cross the goal line in the classroom, too.

Anti-Florida: Urban Crier just cain't stop cheatin' ARP! Top one percenna one percent my ass!

We congratulate our program for boldly demonstrating love and patience with a powerfully built, shockingly agile young man with academic issues. S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!