Jock Sanders, West Virginia wide receiver, was arrested for DUI over the weekend after failing several field sobriety tests and blowing a 0.12 BAC--not hammered by any stretch of the imagination and several miles from Alex Boone-land, but still well over the legal limit of .08 and enough for charges. Bill Stewart needs more information and will deal with things appropriately, etc.
The entire point of this post is twofold, actually. First, we would like to award West Virginia two points for standard, non-driving-through-houses DUI. Welcome to the board, gentlemen: unlike your offense last year, the Mountaineers have no problems scoring in the Fulmer Cup early. Second, we would like to point and laugh at the important and dramatic local news graphic accompanying the story.
LOOK AT THOSE KEYS!!! They're hanging like the hands of fate itself over our very heads! They must be six feet across each. If not for them and the words DRUNK DRIVING in the graphic, we'd have no idea what this story was about, WOWK-13. Top gear, there.