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WHY THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINE DID NOT WORK: ILLUSTRATED

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These are the facts: this is the visualization of why Wolverines did not work as the official mascots for Michigan football.

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Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1920.

"Michiganders of all stripes, behold our new mascot!

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SCREAMYBLOODAGONYUNSUITEDFORHUMANEYES.

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"Well, now that was a hoo-dilly, now wasn't it? Who wants a brandy?"

Skeletonized Man: Well, I think I should like one.

Others: Right, then.