A few necessary things before we head out to the stadium and run out of battery power:
--Oklahoma fans? They have beards.
--Smart Football has your brain food for the game.
--Barnhart goes for Florida.
--So does our only hope against Skynet.
--If, at any point tonight, we can type the phrase "Florida is three moves away from the anus," it will have been a truly great evening.
If Brandon Spikes sacks Bradford, he will do it saying "I am like Spider-Man."
To the stadium.
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