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NECESSARY THINGS: T-MINUS NINE HOURS

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A few necessary things before we head out to the stadium and run out of battery power:

--Oklahoma fans? They have beards.

--Smart Football has your brain food for the game.

--Barnhart goes for Florida.

--So does our only hope against Skynet.

--If, at any point tonight, we can type the phrase "Florida is three moves away from the anus," it will have been a truly great evening.

If Brandon Spikes sacks Bradford, he will do it saying "I am like Spider-Man."

To the stadium.