January 8, 2026
NO SOLILOQUIES: JUST LIVEBLOG.
Liveblog, here, 8 p.m. I’m not going to moderate a single comment, so we’ll need marshals. We’ll chime in as we can, since typing with one hand wrapped around your throat to choke the hysteria out of yourself is hard, hard work.
No soliloquies, no sermons, just the moment itself. Right now we need nothing more. No matter what happens, thank you for your support of EDSBS and its associated endeavors.
NECESSARY THINGS: T-MINUS NINE HOURS
A few necessary things before we head out to the stadium and run out of battery power:
-Oklahoma fans? They have beards.
-Smart Football has your brain food for the game.
-Barnhart goes for Florida.
-So does our only hope against Skynet.
-If, at any point tonight, we can type the phrase “Florida is three moves away from the anus,” it will have been a truly great evening.
If Brandon Spikes sacks Bradford, he will do it saying “I am like Spider-Man.”
To the stadium.
EDSBS 2008: GOOD NIGHT, SWEET SEASON
It’s all too beautiful.
(Holly, of course.)
