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Matthew Stafford and Knowshon Moreno will both leave for the NFL. While their time in the sun was mercifully short for everyone else in the SEC--a one year run of real terror followed by a baffling final season together in 2008--know that between keg-lifting, bringing the Soulja Boy to white Georgia fans everywhere, and dancing on kitchen counters, Morenofford made their impact not just on the football field, but off the field, as well.

Knowshon Moreno, seen here using his very successful 2007 training techniques.

Matthew Stafford could very well be the first pick of the Lions, as he is both the prototypical NFL quarterback and a quarterback, something Detroit can now select now that Matt Millen spends his time working on television and batting at balls of string in his spare time. We therefore suggest you send out every available prayer for the soul of Matthew Stafford. Besides the whole rich and well-humped thing a signing bonus brings, it's going to suck immensely being him in Detroit.

On the other hand OH THANK YOU BABY JESUS for not coming back. They would have been hellacious uncontainability twinned with another year under their belt and a proper and healthy left tackle in place.