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A VERY ORGERON CHRISTMAS

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PACK UP DEMMA TASTY FLATMEETZ
STUFF MAH STOCKING WITH JERKY
ISSA CHRISSMAS WITH DA ORG'RON
AINNA FINAH PLACE TO BEEEEE....

POUR DA KEROSENE IN THE LANTAHN
AND DEN SOME IN MA CUP
ITA CHRISTMAS IN DA BAYOUUUU
TURN DAT ZYDECO UP

PAPA NOEL BRING MEA SHOTGUN
FILLED WIFFA BRANDNEWSHELLS
BRING ME ALL DEM REKROOTSZ
WHO RUNNAFASTA HELL

PAPA NOEL BRING DA REDBULL
THAT GIVEAWINGS TO FLY
RIDE YOU MAGIC GATAHZ
TO ORG'RON HOUSE TONIIIIGHT

GONE FIXA HEAPA CRAWDAD
DONT TAKE DEMMA TURDLINE OUT!
THAT TURDLINE COMEFROMMA NATURE
DONNATHROW THAT GOODNESS OUT!

FIXA THIRTYPOUND A SNAPPAH
AND ANOTHER TENNA CHICKIN
PUTTA GATAH INNA FRYER
FOR THE GOODNESS FINGAH-LICKIN'

EATA HEAPA FOOD AND BEVRAGE
DRINKA KEROSENE AND JUICE
WRESTLE ACHRISTMAS BEAR
WATCHA ORGERON GETTA LOOSE!!!

PILE DEM KIDDIES IN DA AIRBOAT
FORDA MIDNIGHT BAYOU RIDE
IF DEM KIDDIES BE REAL TOUGH
DEY NOT FALLOVAH DA SIDE!!!

LIGHT UP DAT OLE YOOLLOG
AND RUNNAWAY RIGHT QUICK!

DAT YOOLLOG FULLA C4
THAT YOOLOG HELLASICK!

DAT YOOLLOG MAKAH FIYAH
DAT FIYAH BE SO BRITE!
DA HOUSEMIGHT BE A-FLATTENED
BUT WE ALLBE WARMTONITE

A ROUNDA JINGLE BELLS
GLASSA KEROSENE AND YOU
MAH BLANKET MADEA MANHIDE
KEEP USSA HAPPY WHOLE NIGHT THRU

SO CHRISSMASS WIFFA ORG'RON
NO FINER WAY TO SAY
MERRAH CHRISSAMASSA FROM DA BAYOU:
LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULEZ!!!